I propose implementing a strategy of identifying and ignoring crazy shit Republicans say. By ignoring the bull shit of the right, we can take it out of legitimate political discussion, and weaken its straggle-hold on truth and progress. Be forewarned, Republicans are quite masterful at manipulating facts and spinning their righteously indignant lunacy.
They utilize several techniques in their evil ways. So I’ve compiled a list of common devices used by the right-wing to shock and stupefy the masses. The following conservative tactics should be memorized and re-taught to fellow non-idiots, so that they can be properly identified and ignored in the future.
Conservative Tactic # 1
“I know you are, but what am I?”
Conservatives desperately and continually create false connections with liberals to words and policy that are inherently part of the conservative agenda and culture. Examples include constantly labeling Democrats:
racist, ignorant, unpatriotic, corrupt, unethical, & fascist
In truth all of the horrible things listed above accurately apply to the definition of conservative that was previously listed. All of these terms and their respective meanings are aligned with the true conservative and right-wing ideology, and have absolutely nothing in common with liberal principles. This clever ruse is a very damaging trick and is by far the most common of all right-wing tactics. Conservatives epitomize hypocrisy with their extremes of unethical behavior. From gay sex scandals to extra marital affairs nobody does exactly what conservatives claim to condemn more than the GOP. Right- wingers now accuse liberals of being fascists. I guess they’re assuming everyone forgot that fascism is a product of right-wing extremism, and it is evident in the writings and speeches of many conservative politicians and pundits. In fact the actions of Bush and his cabinet make it the most fascist administration in U.S.
Though liberals aren’t allowed to have a negative view on the president, no matter how retarded (yep Sarah, I did it again) because that would make us unpatriotic. So no one is allowed to interrupt him during interviews after the Superbowl, shout “you lie” while he’s addressing congress, call him the anti-Christ during fundraisers, or stick a finger in his face… unless of course you’re a Republican.
