''I'm telling you that this works. You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days, our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor. They would say, 'I'll paint your house.' I mean, that's the old days of what people would do to get health care with your doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people. I'm not backing down from that system.''
- Sue Lowden, Senate candidate in Nevada
So as long as everyone remembers to bring the appropriate livestock with them to the emergency room, we're going to be alright.
