Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Crazy Sh#t Republicans Say





Liberals are pussies.  Yes we all realize this.  We gave them a majority in the House, the Senate, and even the Presidency.  Only to be bullied out by a bunch of nut job community college drop outs that now control Congress.  Liberals are pussies, but at least they’re not crazy or stupid… or worse, an incredibly dangerous hybrid of crazy stupid known as the Tea Party.  You are probably a liberal, or possibly a self-loathing conservative.  Or maybe even Sean Hannity because you heard your name was mentioned in this blog... In which case, Sean stop reading; you’re not going to like it.  If you are indeed a liberal, don’t worry, you’re in good company.  Enjoy the ranks of such like-minded great men as Jesus Christ, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Benjamin Franklin, Abraham Lincoln, and Franklin Roosevelt.  All of these were great men.  You might have noticed that many of these guys are the same “Founding Fathers” that the Tea Party claims to embody and whose ideals they swear to uphold.  The fact of the matter remains, that the majority of Founding Fathers would utterly abhor the viewpoints of the Tea Party and at most only support their right to have and express them.